Thursday 21 May 2015

I Think God Must Be a Comedian

How to Pass a Degree with Confidence
A study guide for a university or college degree.  

Anthony Fox MSc BSc Hons

If you snooze you lose. I think. I have been sleeping when I should have been thinking. Yes, how can I keep awake and keep praying? Some people say, “Ask and you will receive.” Well, it’s been a long time, and no answer. I do not know about you, but I must be on the wrong channel? I guess the secret is forgotten or God does not speak Russian. 

What is more. I think God must be a comedian because some people receive luck and some are given intelligence. You have to ask: why is it the word cannot spell God (the long version)? The reason I ask this question is: what is the point of a spell checker that cannot spell? The answer is to ask Bill Gates and Billy the Clown.




Anyhow, read my funny account of life at University.  Well, I hope you find some parts funny; otherwise, I will eat my hat.  I studied Artificial Intelligence and realized its potential. Learn how to score more goals than Casanova. Need I go on and say more? So, take your hand out of the cookie jar and read my story.
By Anthony Fox MSc BSc Hons

Here is a list of stories included in “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence.” They are not in any order, purely random.

To be or not to be

It’s never too late

We don't all wear the same shoes

We have all the time in the world

Sat there like a Cheshire cat

There’s a bit more meat on the bone

More stress than a chaining smoking nurse

The golden rule

How I got my T-Shirt

A girl came knocking on my window

Realize your potential it’s within you to succeed. Your success is not proportional to the effort you put in, that part is purely random.

I can win the lottery in a second, but spend a lifetime finding a cure for cancer. Which is more rewarding?


I devote a chapter in my book to why students fail with explanations and examples so that you don’t fail?

Plus: the number one topic you should understand, it could mean the difference between passing and failing?

Read my book How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” and find the keys to your future.

The book “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” also includes the following:
  
A study guide including:  How to write your project or dissertation, exam preparation, how to research, time management, how to reference correctly, critical thinking, how to study, how to revise, a girl game knocking at my window, how to build confidence, the need to set goals, a student perspective, how to cope with stress, how to cope with meager funds, score more goals than Casanova, top tips for university, and much more.

Readers' comments
"very well-written and organized tutorials… it's indeed a great help for beginners like me to keep up the interest and at the same time learn this important subject."

"Brilliant. One of the very best I have read. Well written, with style and intelligence. I have spent hours looking for erotica like this... ."

An interesting; innovative, motivating self-help book on how to pass a university degree with confidence, by providing not only the do’s and don’ts but also an insightful and fascinating personal experience. It was written using the author’s experience gained as a student representative as well as the achievement of gaining an MSc and a BSc Honours degree. Comprehensive and detailed information is provided, to help those individuals contemplating an undergraduate or a postgraduate degree visualize and achieve their goals. 

Each chapter recalls a personal experience that helps to reinforce the academic topic. Every important academic aspect is covered to help you achieve what you want.

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